So I’m selling a bunch of yarn out of my garage because that’s what people do at garage sales. 

Actually, people don’t typically sell yarn at garage sales. That’s what I do.
And I have a TON of yarn, I tell you. I took pictures. But I have yet to put them on here. But I’ll show you. You will be astounded.
I was astounded.
It is mostly yarny-horror, not yarny-goodness, but some people are compulsive yarn buyers, like me. And that’s a good thing, because one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
Or shall I say: one knitter’s orphan is another knitter’s stash enhancer.